I don’t mean to bring you down, but if you believe the Mayans the Incas, the Egyptians, or Nostradamus, we don’t have a lot of time left. It’s all wrapping up in 2012. One theory you might not have heard is that held by The Beards, that on December 21 the world will end for the beardless!
If indeed their prophecies do hold true, The Beards have nothing to worry about. But the hairy rockers want to send any clean shaven fans out with a bang on The 2012 End of the World (for beardless people) tour. Say that three times fast!
The tour is their most extensive to date, which is only fitting as The Beards want to convince as many music lovers as possible to put their razors down. It’s for their own good after all!
28 September 2012 – Beach Hotel, Byron Bay
29 & 30 September 2012 – Caloundra Music Festival, Caloundra
4 October 2012 – The Spotted Cow, Toowoomba
5 October 2012 – Coolangatta Hotel, Gold Coast
6 October 2012 – The HiFi, Brisbane
10 October 2012 – The Club, Bundaberg
11 October 2012 – Great Western Hotel, Rockhampton
12 October 2012 – Magnums, Airlie Beach
13 October 2012 – JCU Unibar, Townsville
14 October 2012 – The Jack, Cairns
24 October 2012 – Bar On The Hill, Newcastle
25 October 2012 – Wollongong UniBar, Wollongong + The Snowdroppers & Kim Churchill.
26 October 2012 – Baroque Bar, Katoomba
27 October 2012 – Beachcomber Hotel, Toukley
1 November 2012 – ANU, Canberra
2 November 2012 – The Metro, Sydney
3 November 2012 – The HiFi, Melbourne
15 November 2012 – Prince of Wales, Bunbury
16 November 2012 – Settlers Tavern, Margaret River
17 November 2012 – Rosemount Hotel, Perth
18 November 2012 – Indi Bar, Scarborough Beach
22 November 2012 – Karova Lounge, Ballarat
23 & 24 November 2012 – Queenscliff Festival
29 November 2012 – Royal Oak, Launceston
30 November 2012 – Republic Bar, Hobart
1 & 2 December 2012 – Jive, Adelaide
Image used with permission from Riot House Publicity